Heres what i overheard:
Zephyr: Oh my fucking god i’m going to slap your mother!
Chord: And why do you want to slap our mother?
Zephyr: No not mine, yours! I swear to fucking god!
Chord: You wanna tell me what the hell happened?
Zephyr: She picked up the phone.
Chord: Wait your mad cause she wanted to pick up the ph-
Zephyr: It was Jake, 10th grade Jake
Chord: So because Jake called you wanna go all femslash on mom?
Zephyr: Is that wrong?
Zephyr: Shut Up, this doesn’t involve you.
*Zephyr storms out of the laundry room, and bumps into me*
Zephyr: Hey Mom
Me:(mocking her from earlier that day) Come At me bro!
Zephyr(14), Chord(15) and Me (old)
I request the highest of fives!