January 2012
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What a world we live in...: r0bertbrowniejr:... →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that…
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Okay so due to my lack of posts, here are some...
Let’s start with the teens:
Chord: (you all remember him right?) My hair must match my shoes, or it doesn’t work Jude! So give me back my straightener!
Jude: And I’m the girl in this situation? ______________________________________________________________________
Moving on to the big kids:
Zacarie: What did the pot say to the quinoa?
Us: What
Zacarie: You just got...
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what do you miss most before being a mommy/daddy
kimber-leigh:
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mrsverges:
I miss being able to just get up an go….when ever and where ever I want….
POOPING
Being able to enjoy my food.
Sleeping in.
Seeing the real color of my carpets after spills, food fights, and brawls with my mother in law.
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FRIDAY NIGHT FOOLERY
tarawallis:
that’s just really cute :)
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MOM'S OUT FOR THE DAY
i’m taking over!
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AFTER THE KIDS GO TO BED
Expectations:
Husband: “Pass the champagne, sweetheart”
Wife:”Anything for you”
*And there are no interruptions*
Reality:
Child: “MAMA HELP!”
Wife: “It’s your turn”
Husband: “I’M COMING!”
Child: “NO I WANT MAMA!”
Other Children: “SHUT UP!”
“GO TO SLEEP”
“MOM I NEED YOU...
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I'M TEAM JACOB
Yes kids-mama’s got a crush ;)
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Kids in the doctors office: *running around crazily* “SHIT! SHIT! SHITTY!...
– Rocket-First grader, got a lollipop not for not crying when given a shot, but correcting another kids behavior-which makes us all leads to wonder, where the hell was this kid’s mom?
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So I practically spent the whole day arguing with...
About vaccines of course, and flu shots, and more stuff like that. I mean I’m a nurse, but I still believe in natural remedies! I understand the standard shots for school and again “stuff like that”, but my daughter is 13 and you want her to get an HPV shot…haha-no! She’s got 13 more years for that, thank you very much. You know what, actually I don’t want to...
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