The Daily Rumpus
HOW TO BRIBE….

YOUR KIDS:

  1. I’ll take you the park.
  2. I’ll give you ice cream. Yes with unlimited toppings.
  3. I’ll make brownies.
  4. I’ll give you ten bucks.
  5. I’ll give you twenty bucks.
  6. We can have pizza for dinner.
  7. You can stay up for an extra half-hour.
  8. I’ll add a sticker to your chore chart.
  9. You are chore exempt for the week.
  10. No consequences for a day.

-So many ways for the kids, and if you don’t use the right one on the right kid, you’re screwed.

YOUR HUSBAND:

  1. Let’s have sex!

-Letting them watch the game distraction free works, too!

  1. moderncommunekids posted this