KIDS GO TO SLEEP YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON SUMMER VACATION
It’s like my daughter has photographic memory…
So I was here on tumblr, and i clicked some accidentally in the bookmarks bar, i guess…
Later, my daughter comes to me and says “Why is Google where Yahoo is supposed to be?” and I’m all: wtf is she talking about?
Then she’s starts ranting-to everyone really- about why her stuff shouldn’t be touched, and how much of a crisis it was to have two sites moved on her bookmarks bar.
Just when you think you’re getting the hang of it, teenagers keep getting weirder.
Crochet Playgrounds by Toshiko Horiuchi MacAdam
In the mid 1990s Japanese artist Toshiko Horiuchi MacAdam was showing a large scale crochet artwork at an art gallery when two rambunctious children approached her and asked if the sculpture, resembling a colorful hammock, could be climbed on.
[Via thisiscolossal & myampgoesto11.tumblr]
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.
My husband came home with his friend and two baby chicks. There his friend’s so I won’t have to keep them-thank the lord.
It’s extremely random, but Rhea & Audio took a liking to them…
DEAR CHILDREN,
I put you to bed an hour ago.
I told you a story in french.
You brushed your teeth, you drank your water.
I said “goodnight!” to all you sons, and daughters.
I shut off your light and turned on the colors, and you all snuggled up with one one another.
Now, it could be that your space is to tight or the fact that is still saturday night…
BUT OMFG GO TO FUCKING BED ALREADY!
So turn of the music and please close your eyes. LIKE FUCKING NOW.
And have wonderful dreams and be mesmerized!
Love,
Mama
